Cosmic Watercooler #navbar-iframe { display:block } function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener("load", function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } Cosmic WatercoolerSomewhere down the hall, an IV pump keeps beeping...Last PostWell, I just can't get back into blogging.I'd love to post more rants about things like the guy who stands just inside the doors at Best Buy and who waits for you to walk 10 steps inside before saying, "Hello!" making you stop your momentum to turn all the way around to acknowledge him! I mean, come on... I could do an entire post on that! (and obviously I've thought about it)But I'm just not feelin' the blogging love anymore. So, I'll set this puppy free and let it drift off into cyberspace. Maybe someday it'll return to me.Meanwhile I sincerely direct all traffic to 3quarksdaily.Take care of your goodness.PS Thank you to all the commentors who visited here and were kind enough to leave a few words. Rock on.Posted bybeajerryat6:53 AM5comments  Links to this postHalloween Is WonderfulThis is pretty much all the blogging I'll muster this month.I tried to get back into it after the summer, but too much to read, to much to do, to much to see.I just don't have the blogging bug yet.No worries.It's Autumn, my fav time of the year.Halloween is so close I can taste it.I'm just going to savor this time and chill.Perhaps the Cosmic Watercooler will be refilled next month.Posted bybeajerryat7:03 AM3comments Links to this postInternet Break Over? The sleestak have released me from my summer-long imprisonment. Say what you will, they make a mean fettuccine alfredo!Ahhh, Autumn is here. Halloween calls from the far side of October.Life is good. I may yet blog again.Posted bybeajerryat3:09 PM3comments Links to this postOh Yeah, My Blog...I'm not blogginating all summer.That is all.Posted bybeajerryat1:13 PM5comments Links to this postMy Favorite QuoteYou win again, Gravity!Zapp BranniganPosted bybeajerryat10:53 AM3comments Links to this postBroadcast FearIn the most recent Skeptic magazine there's a most enjoyable article titled "Journalist Bites Reality! How Broadcast Journalism Is flawed in Such a Fundamental Way that Its Utility as a Tool for Informing Viewers Is Almost Nil" by Steve Salerno.It's something you may already know, but the article provides some good examples.So, in covering (gastric bypass surgery) that helps (or at least doesn't kill) roughly 99.5% of patients, Dateline elects to tell the story in terms of the 0.5% with tragic outcomes.On June 9, 2005, as part of its ongoing series on "Security Updates," CNN aired a special report titled "Keeping Milk Safe." Over shots of adorable tykes sipping from their pint cartons, CNN told viewers that the farm-to-shelf supply chain is vulnerable at every point, beginning with the cow; with great drama, the report emphasizes the terrifying consequences such tampering could have. Nowhere did the network mention that in the history of the milk industry, no incident of supply-chain tampering has ever been confirmed, due to terrorism or anything else.Not only was that fear-mongering, it probably gave some terrorist a nice wet-dream.And then there's this, just in time for the election season:The best contemporary example is the Red State/Blue State dichotomy, invoked as an easy metaphor to express the philosophical schism that supposedly divides "the two Americas." Watching CNN's Bill Schneider hover over his maps on Election Night 2004, drawing stark lines between colors, one would've thought there were no Republicans in California, or that a Democrat arriving at the Texas border would be turned back at gunpoint. Well, guess what: the dichotomy doesn't exist--certainly not in the way journalists use the term. It's just a handy, sexy media fiction. Although California did wind up in the Kerry column in 2004, some 5.5 million Californians voted for George W. Bush. They represented about 45% of the state's total electorate and a much larger constituency in raw numbers than Bush enjoyed in any state he won, including Texas. Speaking of Texas: that unreconstituted Yankee, John Kerry, collected 2.8 million votes there. Two point eight million. Yet to hear the media tell it, California is deep, cool Blue, while Texas is a glaring, monolithic Red. Such fabrications aren't just silly. They become institutionalized in the culture, and the color--in this case literally--the way Americans view the nation in which they live.Maybe people have some sense that the Red/Blue colors assigned during an election are only about majorities, but that last point is important. That's why pie charts would be better to help give props to those who voted the other way.However, imagine a network news election board full of pie charts that seem to be half red and half blue with only a small percentage pushing the state into one color or another. That definitely wouldn't be dramatic enough.I think I've pointed out this old SNL skit with Jerry Seinfeld before:Announcer: It's the 11 o'clock Action 8 Newswatch, with Connor Stands and Taffy Davenport, and the entire Action 8 News Team.Connor Stands: Our top stories tonight: the president has been assassinated. But president of what? We'll tell you in the next half-hour. Taffy?Taffy Davenport: Connor, it's no bark and all bite for golden retrievers and other so-called family dogs. What's causing these sweet and furry creatures to viciously attack sleeping toddlers? Stay, and we'll tell you in a minute.Connor Stands: Also tonight: a common household item - something we all have in our homes and are probably using right now - is found to be full of lethal poison. We'll tell you what it is at the end of the hour.Taffy Davenport: Also: a psychopathic sex criminal makes a prison break, threatening to kill the person he meets in a large public area. Coming up, we'll tell you where, and Hale Breezy's gonna guide us through this evening's approaching monsoon.Hale Breezy: Taffy, Hurricane Paula is here. The deadly storm is moving fast and taking no prisoners! On my Weather Roundup, I'll give you tips on how to keep the fatalities in your family to a minimum!Connor Stands: And more on that deadly household object. Hint: you won't find it in your refrigerator. Taffy? Now here it is, your url of the day:Anatomical TheatrePosted bybeajerryat9:13 AM0comments Links to this postHappy Cinco de Mayo Posted bybeajerryat9:30 AM0comments Links to this post5 Today Show Host Tips.Five Tips On How To Be A Today Show Host:1) Practice changing your somber look instantly into a cheerful one as you segue from a story about starvation in Africa to a story about an American who just ate 100 hot dogs in 30 minutes.2) Learn to ramp up your voice and yell questions at people you're interviewing even though they're sitting only 3 feet away. AKA "The Lauer Loudness"3) When you have to endure going outside to be with the plaza crowd, just go ahead and be a dick. AKA "The Roker Rube"4) You have all the info on your card. That 'expert' guest you have on to explain the new thing-a-ma-jigs is only there as ornamentation, so go ahead and just talk over them or feel free to push them to the side and take over.5) In fact, any guest you have on really doesn't need to talk. You've got it all on your card. Just talk for them.Now here it is, your url of the day:Al Jaffee's Fold-InsPosted bybeajerryat7:11 AM0comments Links to this postHannah BallsMy little daughter watches Hannah Montana so the phenom has been a little on my radar, but now Hannah (Miley Cyrus) did some awesome Anne Leibovitz Vanity Fair pictures which are making Soccer Moms all across America gasp and say inane shit like, "After seeing those photos, I don't think I can allow my children to watch her show or listen to her music anymore!"Most anything that pisses off a Soccer Mom is A-OK with me.Don't be a tool, Miley. Grow some juevos and flip them all the bird!Now here it is, your url of the day:http://isbndb.com/ or http://www.peoplesarchive.com/home.jspPosted bybeajerryat7:33 AM0comments Links to this postSome NursesI'll toot my own horn here and say I kick ass on the med/surg floor.Yeah, it's deplorable that there's a nursing shortage and staffing levels are constantly dangerous, and sometimes the shit is so scary you want to jump out the 9th floor window screaming. I work a job that is not only revolving-door exasperating, it is downright guaranteed to take you on a ride through Dante's Inferno at least once per shift. Picture a nurse beside a bed held fast by the occupant's near-dead claws as the nurse cries out to the gods in some Sisyphean wail as her free hand tries to reach out to another dying patient far away across the echoing abyss where a simple IV-push would save them...OK, that's the situation. It sucks and it doesn't look like it's going to get better any time soon.But it's my career. The modern American med/surg floor is fast and furious. I am relatively young, fit, and can think fast on my feet. I hit the floor, rarin' to go. In 20 minutes I have memorized and/or written down 6 or 7 patients' diagnoses, symptoms, lab values, medications, treatments, test preps, etc... I run around pushing drugs, hanging IV's, changing dressings, fixing vents, starting IV's, admitting patients, re-directing detoxers, re-directing dementeds, tying down detoxers, tying down dementeds, entering orders and data on an unwieldy and ancient computer beast, promising my body I'll drink some water or stop by the restroom at some point in the next 10 or 12 hours, yadda yadda yadda... On top of all that I'm usually the charge nurse and have to do all the staffing crap!And then there's the old....... fat....... lazy...... nurse.First, not all old nurses are fat and lazy. (And not all fat, lazy nurses are old either.) There are quite a few who are healthy, sharp, and can keep up or even pass me. What I'm saying is every med/surg floor has at least one of the old, fat, lazy ones.Why these waddling, ancient nurses come to work on the med/surg floor I have no idea. They may be nice, they may mean well, but they are in the way!! They sit there at their stations while all IV's beep and they stare at that strange contraption the young people call a "computer". They mosey down the hallway to see one patient while in the same period of time I've seen three. They whine and complain when a patient puts on their call light twice in one shift. Some smell of urine and yeast, some of butt crack and mold. (Some achieve the full Malodor Quadfecta!) Very few are wise, because most of the wise ones have realized they shouldn't be there and have left. They doze off if they sit in a chair longer than 20 minutes (which works out to be a lot of dozing because they sit in chairs quite a bit). They chew their cud and stare blankly at the aide who is telling them about a low pulse ox. They spend countless minutes trying to get others to do their work. They never offer help. They rarely help when asked.They are giant slugs. I want to yell at them, "Get out of my way, Giant Slug! I must make haste and thy bulk and movement impedeth me!"Aw Hell, hit it Mick!Some nurses take my patienceSome nurses wrinkle my noseSome nurses give me twitchesThat I'd never thought I'd ownSome nurses give me headachesSome nurses, heart attacksSome nurses I give all my props toI don't ever want it back So give me all your IV'sGive me all your pillsI'll buy you a house back in Zuma BeachAnd give you half of what I ownNow here it is, your url of the day:http://www.wordplayer.com/Posted bybeajerryat9:00 AM1 comments Links to this postAre They Kidding?The news media on Tuesday: *yawn* "It doesn't matter if Hillary wins Pennsylvania or not, Barack still has the majority of popular and super-delegate votes. Nobody cares." *ho-hum*The news media on Wednesday: *squeal* "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! 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\74data:urlColor\76\74/data:urlColor\76;\n }\n\n #uds-searchControl .gsc-results {\n border-color: \74data:borderColor\76\74/data:borderColor\76;\n background-color: \74data:backgroundColor\76\74/data:backgroundColor\76;\n }\n\n #uds-searchControl .gsc-tabhActive {\n border-color: \74data:borderColor\76\74/data:borderColor\76;\n border-top-color: \74data:activeBorderColor\76\74/data:activeBorderColor\76;\n background-color: \74data:backgroundColor\76\74/data:backgroundColor\76;\n color: \74data:textColor\76\74/data:textColor\76;\n }\n\n #uds-searchControl .gsc-tabhInactive {\n border-color: \74data:borderColor\76\74/data:borderColor\76;\n background-color: transparent;\n color: \74data:linkColor\76\74/data:linkColor\76;\n }\n \n #uds-searchControl .gsc-cursor-page {\n color: \74data:linkColor\76\74/data:linkColor\76;\n }\n \n #uds-searchControl .gsc-cursor-current-page {\n color: \74data:textColor\76\74/data:textColor\76;\n }\n \74/style\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('CustomSearch1'), {'title': 'Google This Blog', 'includeBlog': true, 'includePostLinks': true, 'includeWeb': true, 'linkLists': [], 'blogUrl': 'http://cosmicwatercooler.blogspot.com/', 'key': 'ABQIAAAAVBJEtyJuLxgUs8KlzeA1lRRexG7zW5nSjltmIc1ZE-b8yotBWhQCAqymr8sfNdtXcWxm9PMHAFF7rw', 'loadingMsg': 'Loading...', 'thisBlogMsg': 'This Blog', 'linkedFromHereMsg': 'Linked From Here', 'theWebMsg': 'The Web', 'backgroundColor': '#ffffff', 'textColor': '#000000', 'dateColor': '#002E3F', 'linkColor': '#940f04', 'urlColor': '#000000', 'visitedLinkColor': '#cc6633', 'borderColor': '#dddddd', 'activeBorderColor': '#000000'}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML3', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title !\75 \46quot;\46quot;\47\76\n\74h2 class\75\47title\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:content\76\74/data:content\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('HTML3'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML9', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title !\75 \46quot;\46quot;\47\76\n\74h2 class\75\47title\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:content\76\74/data:content\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('HTML9'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_BlogArchiveView', new _WidgetInfo('BlogArchive1', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title\47\76\n\74h2\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74div id\75\47ArchiveList\47\76\n\74div expr:id\75\47data:widget.instanceId + \46quot;_ArchiveList\46quot;\47\76\n\74b:if cond\75\47data:style \75\75 \46quot;HIERARCHY\46quot;\47\76\n\74b:include data\75\47data\47 name\75\47interval\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74b:if cond\75\47data:style \75\75 \46quot;FLAT\46quot;\47\76\n\74b:include data\75\47data\47 name\75\47flat\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74b:if cond\75\47data:style \75\75 \46quot;MENU\46quot;\47\76\n\74b:include data\75\47data\47 name\75\47menu\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74/div\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74/div\076'}, 'flat': {'varName': 'data', 'template': '\74ul\76\n\74b:loop values\75\47data:data\47 var\75\47i\47\76\n\74li class\75\47archivedate\47\76\n\74a expr:href\75\47data:i.url\47\76\74data:i.name\76\74/data:i.name\76\74/a\76 (\74data:i.post-count\76\74/data:i.post-count\76)\n \74/li\76\n\74/b:loop\76\n\74/ul\076'}, 'menu': {'varName': 'data', 'template': '\74select expr:id\75\47data:widget.instanceId + \46quot;_ArchiveMenu\46quot;\47\76\n\74option value\75\47\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/option\76\n\74b:loop values\75\47data:data\47 var\75\47i\47\76\n\74option expr:value\75\47data:i.url\47\76\74data:i.name\76\74/data:i.name\76 (\74data:i.post-count\76\74/data:i.post-count\76)\74/option\76\n\74/b:loop\76\n\74/select\076'}, 'interval': {'varName': 'intervalData', 'template': '\74b:loop values\75\47data:intervalData\47 var\75\47i\47\76\n\74ul\76\n\74li expr:class\75\47\46quot;archivedate \46quot; + data:i.expclass\47\76\n\74b:include data\75\47i\47 name\75\47toggle\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74a class\75\47post-count-link\47 expr:href\75\47data:i.url\47\76\74data:i.name\76\74/data:i.name\76\74/a\76\n\74span class\75\47post-count\47 dir\75\47ltr\47\76(\74data:i.post-count\76\74/data:i.post-count\76)\74/span\76\n\74b:if cond\75\47data:i.data\47\76\n\74b:include data\75\47i.data\47 name\75\47interval\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74b:if cond\75\47data:i.posts\47\76\n\74b:include data\75\47i.posts\47 name\75\47posts\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74/li\76\n\74/ul\76\n\74/b:loop\076'}, 'toggle': {'varName': 'interval', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:interval.toggleId\47\76\n\74b:if cond\75\47data:interval.expclass \75\75 \46quot;expanded\46quot;\47\76\n\74a class\75\47toggle\47 expr:href\75\47data:widget.actionUrl + \46quot;\46amp;action\75toggle\46quot; + \46quot;\46amp;dir\75close\46amp;toggle\75\46quot; + data:interval.toggleId + \46quot;\46amp;toggleopen\75\46quot; + data:toggleopen\47\76\n\74span class\75\47zippy toggle-open\47\76\46#9660; \74/span\76\n\74/a\76\n\74b:else\76\74/b:else\76\n\74a class\75\47toggle\47 expr:href\75\47data:widget.actionUrl + \46quot;\46amp;action\75toggle\46quot; + \46quot;\46amp;dir\75open\46amp;toggle\75\46quot; + data:interval.toggleId + \46quot;\46amp;toggleopen\75\46quot; + data:toggleopen\47\76\n\74span class\75\47zippy\47\76\n\74b:if cond\75\47data:blog.languageDirection \75\75 \46quot;rtl\46quot;\47\76\n \46#9668;\n \74b:else\76\74/b:else\76\n \46#9658;\n \74/b:if\76\n\74/span\76\n\74/a\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74/b:if\076'}, 'posts': {'varName': 'posts', 'template': '\74ul class\75\47posts\47\76\n\74b:loop values\75\47data:posts\47 var\75\47i\47\76\n\74li\76\74a expr:href\75\47data:i.url\47\76\74data:i.title\76\74/data:i.title\76\74/a\76\74/li\76\n\74/b:loop\76\n\74/ul\076'}}, document.getElementById('BlogArchive1'), {'languageDirection': 'ltr'}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML2', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title !\75 \46quot;\46quot;\47\76\n\74h2 class\75\47title\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:content\76\74/data:content\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('HTML2'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML1', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title !\75 \46quot;\46quot;\47\76\n\74h2 class\75\47title\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:content\76\74/data:content\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('HTML1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML4', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title !\75 \46quot;\46quot;\47\76\n\74h2 class\75\47title\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:content\76\74/data:content\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('HTML4'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML5', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title !\75 \46quot;\46quot;\47\76\n\74h2 class\75\47title\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:content\76\74/data:content\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('HTML5'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_AdSenseView', new _WidgetInfo('AdSense1', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:adCode\76\74/data:adCode\76\n\74/div\076'}}, document.getElementById('AdSense1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML6', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74b:if cond\75\47data:title !\75 \46quot;\46quot;\47\76\n\74h2 class\75\47title\47\76\74data:title\76\74/data:title\76\74/h2\76\n\74/b:if\76\n\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74data:content\76\74/data:content\76\n\74/div\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\076'}}, document.getElementById('HTML6'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_BloggerButtonView', new _WidgetInfo('BloggerButton1', 'sidebar',{'main': {'varName': '', 'template': '\74div class\75\47widget-content\47\76\n\74a href\75\47http://www.blogger.com\47\76\74img alt\75\47Powered By Blogger\47 expr:src\75\47data:fullButton\47/\76\74/a\76\n\74b:include name\75\47quickedit\47\76\74/b:include\76\n\74/div\076'}}, document.getElementById('BloggerButton1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HeaderView', new _WidgetInfo('Header1', 'header'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_NavbarView', new _WidgetInfo('Navbar1', 'navbar'));_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_BlogView', new _WidgetInfo('Blog1', 'main')); |
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